'The plot escalates with all the shameless hyperbole needed to fuel a really good row ... this is a very funny book.'
The Observer

'A brilliantly-written comedy. A novel that manages to be both funny and affectionate'
Guardian

'There is little to say about coupledom that is not wittily and often movingly explored here. Sharply written, brilliantly observed, and absolutely hilarious.'
Daily Mail

'It is a sardonic, cool, fairground-ride of a book that is whipped as fine as candy floss, and is just as ephemeral, but hugely satisfying'
The Times

'Consistently funny and unerringly true, Millington's... comic novel is one of those reads that leaves you looking like an annoying mad person on the bus as you chuckle every five seconds ... "Dad-lit" whimsy with machine-gun volleys of humour, a swift pace and a self-deprecating sense of the absurd'
The Scotsman

'With his tear-inducing humour, Millington has tapped into the zeitgeist, Helen Fielding-style.'
Vogue

'Insightful and wickedly funny.'
Heat

'Compulsive reading ... drenched in self-deprecating humour.'
Metro

'This first novel is a surprise hit ... a quirky little comedy.'
Mirror

'Riotously funny romance ... a brilliant, thoroughly urbane hoot.'
Big Issue

'A very funny look at relationships.'
Company

'A funny and heartwarming comedy about love, fatherhood and being in the wrong places at all the wrong times.'
Essentials

'Mil Millington's comic timing is spot-on in this laugh-out-loud warm-hearted and engaging novel.'
Publishing News

"Not, like many website-to-book translations, a straight lift of the site with some new material added"
Robot Fist!

'Sounds intriguing ... and it is! A hilarious read about a young dad who's always in the wrong place at the wrong time.'
More!

"Hilarious, I mean really, really funny. Mil has explored everything about relationships here in a moving, brilliantly observed and affectionate way without being nasty... it's so brilliantly, honestly funny, it makes having relationships seem like so much fun. A great read even if you've never had a relationship."
Shazia Mirza, picking her Book of the Year for the Observer

'In these troubled times, people should write more books like "Things My Girlfriend And I Have Argued About".'
Wall Street Journal

'How often does relationship humor make both sides laugh? As often as Mil Millington puts pen to paper.'
The Hippo

'His remarks are like stand-up routines, but they're as fine-tuned as Ray Romano's.'
People Magazine

'Turns neatly on clever wordplay, whip-crack dialogue, and shamelessly outrageous hyperbole.'
The Onion

'Read the book. It's laugh-out-loud funny and not the least bit normal.'
Kansas City Star

'Hysterically funny.'
Kirkus

'Unlike your average love story.'
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